I just bought 10kg of lentils, pls dont this is my primary meal source for the foreseeable future

You can’t do that! I’ll starve. Wait I’m already starving, I’ll practically die! Lock up the pantries!!

Edit: “panties” is what I get for typing this on my phone.

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Gaze upon my cupboard of desolate slop, unsated ingredients languishing in uselessness and obscurity. And Despair

This is Halloween! Everybody hide your beans!

Good, I have so much tasty but unhealthy shit in there. Just don’t touch my cup noodles n you’re welcome anytime

Oh no! She crashed my front door and all my other doors!

Not if I eat it all first!

Oh dear if you’re that hungry then please, let me cook something

Good luck! I’m making more!

Surely not all of my food?