MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down12
arrow-up1249arrow-down1imageMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldMeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 day agoI slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoAmateur hour. I use bengay.
minus-squareTheArtfulLlama@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·9 hours agoPfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!
minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoThat makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.
I slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.
Amateur hour. I use bengay.
Pfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!
That makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.