MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · há 1 diaMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down12
arrow-up1249arrow-down1imageMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldMeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · há 1 diamessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·há 19 horasThis is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·há 10 horasThat’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·há 18 horasDo you use your fingers or a fork?
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·há 11 horasFinger is for fun, I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·há 17 horasMounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment. Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
as above, so below
As within, so without
Reminds me of the monkey joke
Do you use your fingers or a fork?
Finger is for fun,
I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.
Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.