msbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoLet's keep it simplelemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1346arrow-down16
arrow-up1340arrow-down1imageLet's keep it simplelemmy.worldmsbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·15 hours agoIf she tells me nice cock, I know she’s lying. It don’t even work right half the time.
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·12 hours agoIt work left half the time?
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoNo, he’s righting half the time. But why would he work to right only half the time? If you’re righting the time you should right all of it so it’s all upright. And how would his rooster even right the time???
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 hours agoThe uncertainty is what makes the one-eyed bandit so thrilling
If she tells me nice cock, I know she’s lying. It don’t even work right half the time.
It work left half the time?
No, he’s righting half the time.
But why would he work to right only half the time? If you’re righting the time you should right all of it so it’s all upright.
And how would his rooster even right the time???
Oh god, an authoritarian dick
The uncertainty is what makes the one-eyed bandit so thrilling