msbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoLet's keep it simplelemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down16
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageLet's keep it simplelemmy.worldmsbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareStupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·17 hours agoMy brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·16 hours agoI know I am one lucky chick When he sends me his pre jack-off pic He is truly a god When he shows me his rod But I tell him, quite simply, “nice dick”
minus-squarezackhow@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoI read this in Bill Kutis’s voice
My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
I know I am one lucky chick
When he sends me his pre jack-off pic
He is truly a god
When he shows me his rod
But I tell him, quite simply, “nice dick”
I read this in Bill Kutis’s voice