Capital is Master.
I serve Master and give myself to them.
Master determines when i experience pleasure, owns my life, and controls my labour.
I am a gift to Master, their pleasure is my pleasure, their joy is my joy, and i want to please them.
I belong to Master and will make Master proud to own me.
Taking popular positions is actually bad, because you could alienate Republicans or Clintonites
Before you post, ask yourself, what would Hillary do? If she wouldn’t post it, it will be banned.