• RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Dahmer became Christian in prison so he’s in heaven now living in a mansion and walking on streets of gold, while you are going straight to hell to be punished for eternity for, like, saying curse words or something.

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Yeah but at the festivals I go, there are Christians handing out flyers saying it’s the devil’s music. So at least they have good music in hell. And it’s nice and warm with loads of nice people.

      In heaven are Karens, loads of unvaccinated babies and pedophile priests. I sure have a preference, and it isn’t heaven.