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    5 days ago

    In retrospect I think Al was just always constipated, the only time in my life that I would’ve turned down sex with Katy Segal is when I hadn’t shit for 10 days(lots of opiates after surgery). I’d have paid for a toilet to go to college by the end of it if it meant I could shit