The RedDot | Bluesky

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An angry red head wearing a purple shirt with the X-Men logo on the breast knocks over Death and grabs him by the robe with tears in her eyes. She points to the claw machine Death was playing which is currently picking up a doll of Sir Patrick Stewart.

Dot: One… Just take ONE fascist billionaire. Or is this some kind of sick game to you?!

  • stoy@lemmy.zipEnglish
    19·
    3 days ago

    The fascists funerals will be packed, but most will be there to verify that they are actually dead, and then to party.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
      1·
      1 day ago

      “Is it true, Maurice?”

      “I seen it myself, Dorlene. Those eyes were as dead as they were when he was alive. When I saw the smile on his wife’s face, I knew the bastard was gone.”

    • Albbi@piefed.caEnglish
      6·
      2 days ago

      There’s a great book by John Scalzi called Starter Villain. It starts off with a pretty normal guy being asked to preside over his estranged uncle’s funeral. It gets pretty funny when every guest who attends is just there to make sure the body is in fact dead and is really the uncle. I was surprised with how much I enjoyed the book.