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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareHotDog7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·21 hours ago“This is a tough nut to swallow” “It’s not the end of the day”
minus-squaregothmog@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·19 hours agoFor the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 hours agoYou need to eat more pineapple
minus-squareFunkt4st1c@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoI think watermelon is the meta now
“This is a tough nut to swallow”
“It’s not the end of the day”
For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple
I think watermelon is the meta now