I got badly traumatized by seeing the scene in the beginning, where they cut off Imhotep’s tongue, and put him alive in the sarcophagus, and throw the buckets of those flesh crawling beetles in there, and have never been able to watch the mummy movies. Seeing posts like this is probably good, since I get more hilarious thoughts about them. Maybe if I see enough shitposts like this, I will be able to watch them some day. So, thank you, kind stranger, for cursing me with this.