Adniem@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agowhy do people say "beans" on lemmy??message-squaremessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squarewhy do people say "beans" on lemmy??Adniem@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareplaztek@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThe more you eat them, the more you fart.
minus-squarespankysalmon@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThe more you fart the better you feel.
minus-squareEyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI always heard, “and now you’re ready for another meal!” growing up. I’ve also heard, “Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.”
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 days agoIt’s not really a linear relationship. It does plateau and even go down. And anyway, bean farts are so innocent. They’re practically a feature. Toot-toot!
They’re good for your heart.
The more you eat them, the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel.
So let’s have beans with every meal!
I always heard, “and now you’re ready for another meal!” growing up.
I’ve also heard, “Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.”
It’s not really a linear relationship. It does plateau and even go down.
And anyway, bean farts are so innocent. They’re practically a feature. Toot-toot!