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minus-squareTowardsTheFuture@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88arrow-down2·2 days agoWow we finally discovered lossy text compression and all it takes is 6000 gallons of water.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·2 days agoBut… this is the opposite of compression.
minus-squarebonesawmcl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·2 days agoTrue, it’s lossy expansion and then lossy compression.
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoYou’re absolutely correct, very insightful! Would you like me to turn this into a fascist crackdown on citizenry on top of guzzling critical resources?
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoYes and please bomb a school in Iran.
minus-squareRichard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoNo, i don’t think so, can you help me crack and reverse engineer this commercial proprietary software from 1998 instead? That wouldn’t be against your TOS right?
minus-squareSLVRDRGN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThis is definitely The Onion, correct?
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoIt’s satire, but AFAIK the source is not The Onion.
minus-squarethinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agothe trick is exploding it first! then there’s plenty to compress!
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 days agoThe thing is, can’t compress water.
Wow we finally discovered lossy text compression and all it takes is 6000 gallons of water.
But… this is the opposite of compression.
True, it’s lossy expansion and then lossy compression.
You’re absolutely correct, very insightful! Would you like me to turn this into a fascist crackdown on citizenry on top of guzzling critical resources?
Yes and please bomb a school in Iran.
No, i don’t think so, can you help me crack and reverse engineer this commercial proprietary software from 1998 instead?
That wouldn’t be against your TOS right?
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This is definitely The Onion, correct?
It’s satire, but AFAIK the source is not The Onion.
the trick is exploding it first! then there’s plenty to compress!
The thing is, can’t compress water.