• chewypoops@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.

    My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.

    I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.

    I’m just kidding though, these women are not my type. They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.

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      5 hours ago

      They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.

      You FOOL they’ve already got their hooks into you, they played the long game lmao

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      4 hours ago

      I know a guy took a sex worker back to his room, he claims he didn’t know she was a sex worker. Some shit went down, he absolutely refused to pay, she maced the fuck out him. The hotel put a $10,000 charge on the work paid room because it got on everything and they were just paying to replace all the shit that couldn’t be cleaned. He was fired.

      They could always entice you with a weapon :)