I never thought Id be excited for a garbage can, but after going through multiple plastic cans and having the lid mechanism fail on cheaper metal cans, I broke down and got a more expensive one from Simple Human. I feel the quality everytime I use the step to toss something. It sounds so dumb, but I’m really blown away after years of crappy cans.
Aside from that, my python water changer for aquariums. That thing has been the goat for years at this point.


A bidet with a heated seat and water. The water doesn’t get very hot but at least it’s not freezing in the winter. The heated seat is underrated until you go somewhere without one and remember how cold a toilet seat can get.
A bidet in general. Everyone should have one in their home. Even a cheap one.
When I first installed mine, I didn’t get what all the fuss was about. Then I went on vacation. Imagine my horror when I realized that hotel bathrooms don’t have bidets. I bought myself a portable bidet bottle after that. It’s not the same but it’s still better than smearing poop off with dry paper.
I actually prefer the shockingly cold bidet water. It helps my whores immensely.
Edit: I’m not sure why I typed whores instead of hemorrhoids.
I want my whores nice and clean too, I get it man
You what now
It’s invigorating
At least they make toilet seats out of plastic, now. I grew up with one that was porcelain. (Or painted metal, maybe? Pre-plastic, heavy and absolutely bracing in the winter, anyway)