And Apple famously did never kiss trumps ass

Tim Apple famously kissing Trumps ass:

• Tim Cook Gave Trump a 24K Gold Gift, but Apple Got the Bigger Win

During a carefully choreographed White House visit this week, Apple CEO Tim Cook gave Donald Trump a bespoke plaque made of Gorilla Glass and mounted on a 24-karat gold base, but the real value may have been what Apple took home.

The gift, custom-designed by a former U.S. Marine turned Apple employee, featured a large circular slab of Corning-made Gorilla Glass with a hollowed Apple logo at its center. Trump’s name was etched near the top, while “Made in USA – 2025” was engraved at the base alongside Cook’s signature. The disc sat atop a solid gold base sourced from Utah, and even the packaging was produced domestically.

Didn’t their CEO give him a million dollars?

edit: Yeah, he did. here it is

Eh, fair point I guess, though it does mean that they get less money from me than a person subscribing to Apple Music.