lemmy.net.au
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Jenson Huang ladies and gentlemen

lemmy.world

message-square
45
fedilink
369

Jenson Huang ladies and gentlemen

lemmy.world

titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
message-square
45
fedilink
  • rem26_art@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    65
    ·
    1 day ago

    if there was one affair on Monday, 2 on Wednesday, by Friday there will be 4. In about 2 months he’ll have had an affair with everyone on the whole planet and then some!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      17 hours ago

      Moore’s Hornylaw

    • qupada@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      35
      ·
      1 day ago

      This you? https://xkcd.com/605/

    • FaceDeer@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      1 day ago

      Good thing we now have the technology to spin up arbitrary numbers of additional chatbots for him to have affairs with.

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        1 day ago

        Hey I’ll have an affair with him if it’ll get me a cheap video card

        • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 day ago

          True love can only be rendered in 3Dfx Voodoo Graphics

          • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            17 hours ago

            Aww man the good ole days

    • saigot@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      Unfortunately as affair partners increases they’ll start quantum tunneling to each other. Jensen’s law is dead!

    • decolo@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 day ago

      affairs Georg is an outlier

      • rem26_art@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        things we have to assure the alien civilizations that are observing us of before first contact.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.03K users / day
  • 8.7K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 27.5K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 42.9K subscribers
  • 11.3K Posts
  • 181K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org