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some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

This is why dating is so hard now

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This is why dating is so hard now

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some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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    So… all women are chinese spies! Oh my god!!!

    @women, is it a good side hustle? #lion #trader # selfmade #alpha #latestagecapitalism

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    I don’t see the problem?

    Same as OP for base: row of women icons on left, row of men icons on right. Arrows from all women going to Nvideo CEO. This image additionally has lines from all men icons to CEO

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      Now this is a blockcockchain

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      How massive is this guys dong?

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        The inverse sq of his bank account value

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        It’s the size of the status that matters.

      • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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        An inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.

    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
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      Refractory periods, mostly

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    I don’t want to hear any of these short kings groan how it’s so hard to find women to date, all they really need is a few billion in the bank account

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      lol I saw a SubwayTake on that, a girl was claiming short guys had it easier than tall girls and the claim was guys just needed to be rich.

      It’s like … yes, being a tall girl can suck but why you need to bring down another group for …?

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    It’s not the money. It’s the hardware.

    Hell, I’d fuck him for a couple 5090s too. Not wasting my time on last gen losers with only 8 GDDR6 to their name.

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      5090s are cheap. He sold her a couple of billion worth of enterprise GPUs

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      And here I am just chilling on 1GB of PCIe VRAM because idgaf. My requirements are basically doing enough VMs, not gaming.

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    Y’all sure about that? By that reasoning Elon should be swimming in the kind of pussy he doesn’t have to pay for/ buy.

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      If anything, Elon Musk must be so insufferable to be around that even gold diggers don’t find the money to be worth it, lmao

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      He only cares about anime Sillicussy.

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      Isn’t the meme commentary on Jensen Huang’s excessive affairs though and not that women are mindless money chasing zombies?

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        I mean the joke is that a billionaire gets all the pussy so I’m not sure it’s actually as against that narrative as you want it to be.

        The key difference seems to be that Huang isn’t a cringelord Nazi, just a big fucking nerd.

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          He is pivotal in providing GPUs in the attempt to ruin the labor market. He wants workers just as gone as everyone else.

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        Seeing as how there’s ample representation on either side, why not both? Why can’t OP be an equal opportunity discriminator?

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    https://themotorcyclejackets.com/

    was checking out website...

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