I don’t mind if people are dumb, slow, whatever. It’s out of my control so, meh. But when I’m put into risk I give a fuck.

My biggest hate is people just stopping or crawling on a road as they think of want they want to do next. Because so often there’s some other idiot on their phone that could be behind me that hasn’t noticed the idiot in front of me has slowed down to 20kph for their situational ponderings.

Feels like more and more these days I’m looking into the rearview mirror anxiously saying, “Oh my god, MOVE.”

abandoned because its unmaintainable

Exactly this. It’s hard enough maintaining my own code. It can take a good 15 mins or so to familiarise myself with something I haven’t worked on in a short while. Seeing code that isn’t mine is very challenging. Not the code itself, but the methods and structures used by the other person. All that has to be done before hunting bugs and adjusting features. Then of course there’s the things you don’t know about that can be easily missed.

An AI would need to thoroughly know the code and detailed context on the decisions behind it all, every session, in order to be able to maintain it with vibe, because the vibe coder won’t know any of this.

Uh, yeah! Mine too. All the pirate stuff has been my damned appliances. I delete the files immediately, of course. I wouldn’t even steal a car, let alone a movie.

Imagine being one of the kids and seeing this is how your gift was done.

But at least you’re in daddy’s Top 5 of that 14.

I imagine the 100+ fps crowd will complain that the game’s hard.

Is half of that RAM backup for when the first 32 dies or does he actually do something needing 64?

Imagine Greece gives them to the Persians instead.

What about bullets?

They get elected

Yeah, to me that’s normal. But if I think about it, it’s been more 50/50. Of course none of this starts happening for anyone in the relationship until around end of month three, aka. the honeymoon phase is over and you’re no longer dating each other’s PR reps.

The relationship has started when someone has let out a fart on the couch and it wasn’t socially weird, like it would’ve been hour three into date 1.

I’d do that if all my illustrator money wasn’t going on rent and if I wasn’t renting.

Ladies… Your partner knows you fart. You don’t know that they know, but they know. You may have been holding them in most of the day, keeping up appearances for the myth, but the day does end, and you do sleep. At this point, it all comes out, audibly and now stinkier than what it would’ve been a couple hours ago.

You don’t know how many times you’ve Dutch ovened your partner, but it’s been quite a few. On some occasions, they’ve even quietly left the bedroom for a few mins in utter shock. They’ll never tell you because they’re too nice, but here lies the avoidable irony of your actions…just let them out as designed. They won’t care. If they do, recommend them a sex doll since being a human apparently isn’t doing it for them.

Source: Every female partner I’ve been with that does this.

Oh, good. Hadn’t seen a Discord data breach article in a short while so was wondering if I’d slipped into a coma. All is normal.

I’d tell them it was donated to the most absolutely hard done by population on the planet and show them how many lives they saved, disabilities they cured, mouths they fed, and schools they filled.

Then watch how they’ll handle all the cameras on them filming, knowing what they do next will go out to everyone they know and a few million more.

“Isn’t that great?!”

Will they take the L orwill they go viral and socially cancel themselves?

“…y-yeah.”

Ooooh, smart move, Chad.

Yeah, it’s well written and buulds. Only seven frames. Starts random, then normal, then “EEEEE”, then wtf, then wtf, then last frame you still don’t get it because the plane’s not in frame so don’t think about who’s talking, finally, “Shut up, airplane” 🤣

Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after

Plays on the fact that we know airplanes don’t talk.

Initially we think, “Airplane doesn’t say much” is because it’s a machine and the animals are dumb. A crazy chaotic thing happens. Then even crazier, the airplane talks. Then funnily is told to shut up.

Considering how big the ‘just for posing online’ market seems to be in America, I’m surprised gun manufacturers haven’t done RGB editions yet…

I imagine most Linux communities have half a dozen or so online users, at any given time, just refreshing the New Posts section waiting to fix someone’s problem and blow their mind.

Massive damage to infrastructure. Repeat every bail out.