Imagine Greece gives them to the Persians instead.

What about bullets?

They get elected

Yeah, to me that’s normal. But if I think about it, it’s been more 50/50. Of course none of this starts happening for anyone in the relationship until around end of month three, aka. the honeymoon phase is over and you’re no longer dating each other’s PR reps.

The relationship has started when someone has let out a fart on the couch and it wasn’t socially weird, like it would’ve been hour three into date 1.

I’d do that if all my illustrator money wasn’t going on rent and if I wasn’t renting.

Ladies… Your partner knows you fart. You don’t know that they know, but they know. You may have been holding them in most of the day, keeping up appearances for the myth, but the day does end, and you do sleep. At this point, it all comes out, audibly and now stinkier than what it would’ve been a couple hours ago.

You don’t know how many times you’ve Dutch ovened your partner, but it’s been quite a few. On some occasions, they’ve even quietly left the bedroom for a few mins in utter shock. They’ll never tell you because they’re too nice, but here lies the avoidable irony of your actions…just let them out as designed. They won’t care. If they do, recommend them a sex doll since being a human apparently isn’t doing it for them.

Source: Every female partner I’ve been with that does this.

Oh, good. Hadn’t seen a Discord data breach article in a short while so was wondering if I’d slipped into a coma. All is normal.

I’d tell them it was donated to the most absolutely hard done by population on the planet and show them how many lives they saved, disabilities they cured, mouths they fed, and schools they filled.

Then watch how they’ll handle all the cameras on them filming, knowing what they do next will go out to everyone they know and a few million more.

“Isn’t that great?!”

Will they take the L orwill they go viral and socially cancel themselves?

“…y-yeah.”

Ooooh, smart move, Chad.

Yeah, it’s well written and buulds. Only seven frames. Starts random, then normal, then “EEEEE”, then wtf, then wtf, then last frame you still don’t get it because the plane’s not in frame so don’t think about who’s talking, finally, “Shut up, airplane” 🤣

Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after

Plays on the fact that we know airplanes don’t talk.

Initially we think, “Airplane doesn’t say much” is because it’s a machine and the animals are dumb. A crazy chaotic thing happens. Then even crazier, the airplane talks. Then funnily is told to shut up.

Considering how big the ‘just for posing online’ market seems to be in America, I’m surprised gun manufacturers haven’t done RGB editions yet…

I imagine most Linux communities have half a dozen or so online users, at any given time, just refreshing the New Posts section waiting to fix someone’s problem and blow their mind.

Massive damage to infrastructure. Repeat every bail out.

I don’t see the office as a place for work anymore. It’s like this place where work-related people come to hang out with me and other random things distract me. It’s like going to an expo where everyone and everything is on display, but apart from the live demonstrations, it’s just for show.

Some managers, I swear going into the office is just for them. They barely get anything done but they get to hang out with their “friends”.

My work from home is great because I can get everything I needed done by like 1:00pm and I’m done. That collective four hours of total shit, socialising, meetings, coffee walks, etc. I get back in my life to do what I want to do with it. I could work more or output as much as everyone in the office today and go play games…

Sauropods are kind of from everywhere but mostly Asia and North America (as long as what Jurassic World Evolutions III has taught me is accurate). I’m wondering if there’d even had been tornados in those areas back then.

I know NA’s Rockies weren’t formed until like 50–60M years ago or so (same for most of today’s ranges), and there were no polar ice caps as Pangea was splitting up, so air coming down “Canada” wouldn’t have been frigid cold at all. I mean, they’re cold-blooded reptiles with legs, but there’s plenty found in Canada, even Antqrctica. So all those dinos from NA wouldn’t have had tornados. The weather was probably very lush, warm, and chill, especially with all the inland shallow seas.

Would really need to check a map for the rest of them around the world in their eras, but I’m lazy. It’d be pretty easy to guess.

Edit: lol, Seropods… Sauropods* You can tell my knowledge on the Dino part here really is from JWE and that’s about it.

Americans may find it hard to comprehend but much of the world now sees China more positively than the US. Has their opinion of China changed, though? No.

Oooh, RAM, not Ram. I was wondering why anyone would want to talk about American pickup prices.

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