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  • Nup. No taksies-backsies.

    I’ll take the opportunity to manipulate a slight misunderstanding in your words to drive home my point on an inconsequential post on the internet, to hide my insecurities, and project out on them, of not getting laid no matter what keyboard I have. It is the Lemmy user way 🙏

    Also, do you remember the model of the keyboard you had when you got laid? Asking for a friend.






  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldIts all about bonding
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    Dissolve about a tablespoon of salt into the water when it starts boiling. This helps the pasta starch causing the stick to break up so pasta doesn’t stick to itself or the pot as much when it’s in.

    Then just make sure the pasta has plenty of room to roll in, not crammed in a small pot. Obviously never put pasta into non-boiling water. Just like noodles.

    If it’s happening on your plate, it’s just too starchy still. Get better pasta.





  • What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”



  • Yeah. Wisconsin sticking up for itself.

    And Oracle’s only angle was, “You’ll regret this. People will go elsewhere!”

    Seriously, I don’t see what data centres give their hosts. They barely require a workforce after setup, they rip through resources, they fuck with the environment, they offer no municipal services, and they’re eyesores. At best they’re a form of property tax revenue and I guess rates revenue.



  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldVOP
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    This is a new layer of not understanding POV memes. Now we just need VOP memes to go external view, then someone flips to actual POV perspective of those, and we’ve gone full circle.

    Though, I have my doubts. The meme died when it got hijacked by idiots but it remains a good sign of “I’m Stupid” when you see it out in the wild.