Dave. We ate too many shrooms, you look like a cat. And I got you into Linux, remember? Your fringe looks annoying as hell to live with. I’m gonna get a beer… DAVE! COME LOOK AT THE CARPET!..Look, it’s like symmetrical craters…Now you look like a baseball team’s mascot.

Is there any mention of an official guide for SimGolf? I have not found anything.

I travel a fair bit and one of the most embarrassing things is that I’m monolingual. Something like 4-5 BILLION people are 2+ languages. And then there’s me from a rich nation with a solid education, trying my best to speak the local language, just to have the other person step in with perfect English out of pure sympathy.

But, hey, people love that you make the effort. It’s like the joy of seeing a 3 year-old count to 10…except you’re an adult trying to say, “Could I have two, please?”

“Oh! That was very good!”

3 year-old grin on my adult face

Well said

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Yeah, sorry about that. I did tell him to get checked.

To avoid formulas too complex for the human mind, like,

=IF(LV_AMT > 0, “Shitcan”, “Try something else”)

Well it’s not going to fuck itself, clearly.

What’s astonishing is a hacker using Windows 11

I’ve noticed some good secondhand stuff recently. If you think like getting a project car; $50K brand new, but got this one for $10K, needs about $10K of parts and some love then it’s ready to go.

Haha, I had that recently setting up a VM. Using my old key I had since Win 7 came out, just upgraded along the way. Suddenly it doesn’t work.

“Uuuuuh… Wtf do I do now?”

I got it working, but after forgetting how painful a Windows install is and then setting it up properly, I gave up. Got Vivaldi on and just was so over it at that point, knowing there was still at least an hour of more work to put in before Windows was under control.

Yeah that’s an odd one. Because I’ve used old parts to build secondary PCs and they were basically my old PC restored. So at some point I got a new PC but it never felt like it lol.

I think as well if I got a new case on top of a new mobo, that constant visual feedback of new. It’d be my new PC but with some of the old parts in it still (most)

I would’ve thought that too. But recently I had to swap a new mobo in after a failure and no other parts got done. Felt like the same PC just working again.

How does someone get to know thermal paste is a requirement without accidentally seeing how it’s required?

This is like knowing petrol is needed for your new car, then just stopping at some point, referring to the note “Get petrol” and deciding pumping it into every orifice the car has is what that means. “I assume that’s what that meant. I’m in a rush. No time to Google how to pump this “petrol” thing into the car.”

gestures at current UK regulation and political situation

I’d kind of want this to be disclosed to me at some point first because, well…points to Wiki article

Now I want an Uzi impact gun. A drill would still be cool, but the rapid bang bang of impacting would be more fitting.

Just give the lug nuts a quick burst to loosen them up, BRRRRRRT!!!

Of course, this would be a very dangerous item to be seen in public with.

Does it have to be pointed out to Americans that they lost?

Around the world it’d be pointed out if they ever won, but people still wouldn’t believe it.

The sitter is really eager and the stander is pinching their dick off in rapid.jmtervals.

It’s listed as a feature and you can see it in action if you’re like me and keep displays on for 10+ mins of inactivity… I think the only conflict to it would be if your computer put itself to sleep for power saving.

I’ve had no issues with it; can’t even recall one. Sign-in issues could just be your company SSO being shit as Microsoft’s SSO so often is…