Yeah, we know. Is the FBI now just the FB?

Maaaaan. If only I were rich and living in the US. It’s a new frontier of snake oil.

Just get in His Majesty’s good graces and go to town.

Prophecy implies the Antichrist would be polling much better.

But also, the middle-eastern man named “John” had no fucking idea what the fuck America even was when he wrote all that. And it’s a very young religion too.

Yeah, right.

They’ve been saying this for years…

“Scientists” alright? Pff

lights a cigar with a barrel of crude oil

Idiots.

Place them beneath your nostrils, with eyes closed, you become more in tune with your own breathing.

This worked, but only because I was blocking off my breathing. I think it was a classic “instructions unclear” moment lol. Elaborate?

The bent back wrists is a gentle stress position that stretches the arteries on the inner wrist, sending feedback to the nervous system to adjust heart rate.

This one I get and is true.

The debrid goes without saying.

I should’ve mentioned that, but any of the guides for the 5-10 min setup include them.

Prob the only real effort in it is checking which one works best in your region. They all do, but some have better bandwidth than others.

Keep in mind too, my solution is the “your grandma can cancel her subs and do this right now in a few minutes” deal for the loungeroom telly. Set it up recently for my Aunt, catching up for lunch, along with SmartTube. A few months before, installed an adblocker extention. Life changers.

That does explain the kneeling and optional head bowing.

Got my theories on the eye-closing, but they’re centred around primal mammal submission or a capacity limitation requiring focus on one task at a time.

Ugh, but GTAVI. I’m sure my 6700XT will be fine, but I went ultra wide…

I don’t even know why stuff appears. Recently I got a bunch of NASCAR come up. I think it’s because I follow the NLS in Germany and watched an Obama video and that mooshed motorsport and the USA into the algorithm.

Why aren’t you using Stremio + Torrentio? Higher quality anyway.

Censorship is pointless anyway. For any fucking weirdo that wants it censored, they’re still going to read and say the word in their head exactly as if it weren’t, so what’s the fucking point? I’ve always thought it’s kids trying to be online cool but they still blotch out the word in case their parents see what they’re doing on the internet or another kid dobs them in.

Is there a particular reason they do this? 🙏

Is it to make sure they don’t get their palms licked by someone while their eyes are randomly shut?

Generally you do trust them. Ransomware groups rely on being trustworthy for future pay outs. If their reputation is that they don’t keep their end of the deal, no one would ever pay the ransom.

As your mother, I don’t appreciate being called ass stinks.

That wall has been absolutely ruined.

God, it just gets worse the more you look at it…

That flooring is awful. They ruined the wood… Ugh.

I envy that you get a Linux-basrd laptop for work.

Opening up my W11 one is dread. Once it finally sorts itself out, it’s latest thing is just hanging 365 applications for 3 mins for no reason, then resuming. It also decided to stop copying to clipboard yesterday which was resolved by rebooting, which of course took 15 mins due to Windows updates…

It’s a decent 2025 laptop, but it’s like warming up an old car before driving it through wet cement.

I have absolutely no faith or reason to believe that this is something Microsoft can do.

2027 is more likely, with a plethora of fuck ups and destruction along the way. Whats most likely is they just don’t and instead do something that, in a way, “fakes it” by ripping resources from things or has the CPU fan spinning loudly.

Windows, in its current state, is a monster compiled of decades of shit and band-aids.

The thought of mustard on deep-fried batter makes me shudder. I don’t even think I’ve seen a mustard bottle at a place making these.

Hmmmm… It must be something else then… It’s definitely not obvious, that’s for sure.

I wish I could make shit games and earn millions.