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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Me watching down detector today

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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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    IT guy here. Anyone got a loaded gun I can borrow? Just one bullet.

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      this is one of those rare times I enjoy all our shit being in the cloud. Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement, and everyone knows there’s no room to be mad at me. It’s practically been a day off

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        I’m just mad these big outages always happen during American work hours. Come on, I want to sit and twiddle my thumbs in Europe too.

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          Have you been making the appropriate blood sacrifices?

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            It’s 4:30 UTC, seems like the sacrifice is much appreciated.

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        Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement

        A paper one, on the office bulletin board, because Outlook is also down, lol.

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          I would’ve gone into the office to do that if teams had gone down too. Unfortunately it did not for us lol

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      Also in IT, if only Teams could go down too 🤞🏻

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        Retired former IT guy here. I’m enjoying watching the tech world burn while wrapped in a blanket on my couch, sipping hot chocolate. ☕

        I feel bad for my fellow IT guys who have to deal with it, but it’s so nice being removed from it all now.

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          I just walked through the office telling literally everyone I saw “Outlook is down pass it on”

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        It would be a dramatic improvement in service.

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        it was out for somebody

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        I was sooooo hopeful when I saw it in the list of affected services, buuuuuuuut noooooooooooo

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      You should know by now 2 is one, 1 is none

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