Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
Because spices were too expensive, we discovered an entire new route to reach the source, while at the same time settling colonies and strongholds everywhere we set foot. We owned half the planet at same point, then we let it all crumble. Nobody knows who or where we are and we often get mistaken for being part of another country. Which we lovingly hate.