Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
Did they replace the Pussy Wagon with the Vengabus? Did they give Buck an extra finger on his left hand so the tattoo could say party?
Pussy Wagon is changed to Party Wagon. Don’t recall any tattoo or finger edits!
If they’d done those, at least people would have laughed.