Comrades do you ever see stalin and think to yourself “Oh the ways… I would sexually disappoint stalin”.
I’m going through some self esteem issues comrades I’ll be honest. Look comrades I will level with you, lets say me and stalin hit it off. The sex isn’t going to be good. BUT THE BREAKFAST 😏, HUHHHH. What does comrade stalin like, crepes? We’ll go for crepes. Throw some nutella on those mf. AVOCADOS if you’re NASTY.
And I’m gonna stay Haaard the whoooole tiiiime.
Every time I see a picture of him, I’m just reminded of all the paintings and posters of him being nice to kids, often hugging or holding a really little one, and I want a “dad hug” from him. (Probably has less to do with older Stalin being a total DILF and more to do with the fact that my dad isn’t much of a hugger, and wasn’t one even when I was little, so actually getting a dad hug from my actual dad isn’t necessarily easy or accessible.)
I bet he gave the best hugs
But the breakfast tho