dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/null  

Feel free to fork.

  • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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    20 hours ago

    If we all work together, maybe, just maybe, we can dumb down the kernel not to handle excessive syscalls? But then again, the CPU itself is probably riddled with malware that throttles it when it senses overheating :((( stupid microcode or whatever.