samus12345@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoWhat is a steamed ham?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down11
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageWhat is a steamed ham?sh.itjust.workssamus12345@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareBambiDiego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-217 hours agoRichter: Well Dracula, I made it - despite your directions! Dracula: I hope you’re ready for these humans who game me flesh with an unforgettable tribute! Richter: Egads!? You steal men’s roast, and ruin them! Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all fast foods… Richter: Your words are as empty as your plate! Mankind ill needs clams such as these steamed hams! Dracula: What is a steamed ham? A miserable little pile of hamburgers. But enough talk… Can I see it?! Richter: No.
Richter: Well Dracula, I made it - despite your directions!
Dracula: I hope you’re ready for these humans who game me flesh with an unforgettable tribute!
Richter: Egads!? You steal men’s roast, and ruin them!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all fast foods…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your plate! Mankind ill needs clams such as these steamed hams!
Dracula: What is a steamed ham? A miserable little pile of hamburgers. But enough talk… Can I see it?!
Richter: No.