“Well, we’re here to see plants, not hippos. Should we cancel?”
“Of course not. We’d have to give the money back. We’ll just stay away from it when we go to where it is in our tiny, flimsy boats.”
“It’s right there. I’m going to take a picture instead of paddlAAAAAAAGH-“
Some people watch horror movies and think, “Why don’t they just leave?” or “Why would they go there in the first place?” Others apparently start booking flights.
I wrote a reenactment.
“There’s a dangerous mother hippo in the area.”
“Well, we’re here to see plants, not hippos. Should we cancel?”
“Of course not. We’d have to give the money back. We’ll just stay away from it when we go to where it is in our tiny, flimsy boats.”
“It’s right there. I’m going to take a picture instead of paddlAAAAAAAGH-“
Some people watch horror movies and think, “Why don’t they just leave?” or “Why would they go there in the first place?” Others apparently start booking flights.