Leverage former “LEO” status into discounts, possibly free food
Also can be used to get hired as a bodyguard to some rich fuck who didn’t check your records and isn’t expecting to have hired a potential Luigi
Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day
Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day
>Join ICE
>Exclusively detain people wearing MAGA hats/thin blue line bumper stickers until you get fired
>Severance cheque
>Leverage former “LEO” status into discounts, possibly free food
Also can be used to get hired as a bodyguard to some rich fuck who didn’t check your records and isn’t expecting to have hired a potential Luigi
Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day
support the thin green line 🫡