cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

  • Laser@feddit.org
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    8 hours ago

    Why stop there? Shell out a purple heart! Hell, make it two! Make him look like one of these old officers from dictatorships!

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      8 hours ago

      Ughh, I mean we are just handing military rank over to Palantir employees, so why not?

      General Big Balls🎖️got his ass kicked by high schoolers while betraying his country.