Now excuse me, I gotta walk 5.4 miles to get hammered at Texas Roadhouse on half off ribs night. And nice thing about walking is you can bring an open container with you on the highway median to pre-game on the way.
Now excuse me, I gotta walk 5.4 miles to get hammered at Texas Roadhouse on half off ribs night. And nice thing about walking is you can bring an open container with you on the highway median to pre-game on the way.
Are you wearing an Affliction t shirt or Cookie Monster pajama pants?
Oh damn how’d you know?
Drove past y’all on the way to Waffle House
Aw fuck man I may skip Texas Roadhouse and just go to Waffle House. I could go for some eggs after all those Natty Lights I drank on the highway
If someone wears Cookie Monster pajama pants there’s about a 99% chance they vape
Some of the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in public was done by people wearing pajama pants. I once saw a dude in pajama pants pistol whip a girl in pajama pants who was fighting another girl in pajama pants in front of a Rite-Aid.
What would Marx think about pajama pants in public people?
They are the ultimate embodiment of the Lumpenproletariat
looking down at my Animal pajama pants: whew, I’m safe.