The only good uses for a tie are as a short leash, or a strangulation device.

Or both at the same time.

Imagine a society where we all wear our shit stains around our necks like ties and you’re social worth is judged based on how clean your shit tie is every day. Everyone would eat a lot more fiber that’s for sure

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

Mfs wear ties to official events and yet I’m considered cringe for wearing a choker. Smh such classism.

Nice to be used as a weapon against you

GOOD post

Ties are only useful as a way to sexily blindfold a lover. And they aren’t particularly good at that either.

I hear they can talk to you or be wielded as weapons but i don’t drink and only wear tank tops, so i wouldn’t know