Like we’ll open the box and immediately the anarchists take the best slices. Like every time.

Also I don’t mind if you want another slice. And I don’t mind if you don’t want to eat the crust. But damn there’s like 5 square centimetres of vegan cheese on there. Finish that before you move onto another slice.

Also they use WAY more ice than they need. Like seriously you can’t even put any Coke in your cup, there’s too much fucking ice in there.

This is why I just show up to Food Not Bombs events and just quietly stare at the organisers. They ask if I want to help out, but I just answer “nah brah” and continue watching Facebook shorts on my phone.