Is he our designated hottie who’s pectorals own the chuds? Workshopping this idea.
Put him in jorts on a billboard

HASAN PIKER HAS GOOD
GENESJEANSBEANS
the average Hexbear has an extreme parasocial relationship with Hasan Piker, Sydney Sweeney’s fans probably aren’t nearly as insane
If Sydney Sweeney Streamed for 25 hours a day then I’m sure there would be a parasocial relationship developing
If being obsessed with the himbo man is a crime than I am guilty your honor.
I’ve seen what some rightist Sweeny fans say about her and that shit is frequently highly creepy
Yeah, some of them seem to want to treat her the way that Bjork fan did.
I don’t know if it’d be a parasocial relationship, but Sydney sweeneys male fans absolutely have a weird and extreme relationship with her
Edit: average Sydney Sweeney fan:

She always looks so glazed good for her I guess
hasan is the asmongold of the left
Hasan doesn’t live in filth though
Oh noooooo

No that’s Destiny
That shithead has a kid

Lmao bait
Aka exactly the opposite of Asmongold in every way possible
Man, at least Hasan is hot as fuck, you’re really glazing Azmonroach with this comparison
Absolutely. He’s the sexiest liberal out there.
Hasan is a B-cup at most
B for BIGGUNS, folks check the pecs on this guy.
sun’s out, guns out
Is Sydney Sweeney herself actually right wing? I just heard it as her family was right-wing and then that ad.
4chan Nazis used to believe that Taylor swift was a secret white supremacist who browsed /pol/. With Swift that was laughable but idk Sydney Sweeneys got me raising my eyebrows sometimes. She’s registered Republican, her family is pretty religious and conservative, plus being from the Idaho panhandle on a lakefront property. Screaming red flags.
Whatever her beliefs though, and tbh I think she probably leans conservative but at the end of the day is pretty apolitical, she’s become a symbol of “the death of woke” and the rollback of progressive politics for many on the right. She’s a blonde, white, Hollywood sex symbol who seems at least on the surface to have conservative ideals (or at least it’s easy to pretend she does). She’s what the right always hoped Taylor swift would be. But as opposed to Taylor, Sydney Sweeney seems to be leaning into the “big boobs anti-woke” angle regardless of what she actually believes.
plus being from the Idaho panhandle
Yeah, no doubt ablut it, she’s a fucking klanner
idk maybe? I really don’t care all that much to look into it tbh
With the eujeanics
ad, I would not doubt it.She’s a recently registered republicn so yeah
I spend way too much time online instead of outside touching grass, and I still can’t parse this shit.
Sydney Sweeney is the Hasan of the left
Hassan and his community’s takes on Ukraine are truly bad tho, many jerk off to Bandera


















