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varmint [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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I hate how Marxist-Leninists keep sneaking into my room at night and shitting in my bed

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I hate how Marxist-Leninists keep sneaking into my room at night and shitting in my bed

varmint [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    it’s called gravity descent, read theory

  • astronot [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Because poop is funny

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    You mean shitting in our bed toilet.

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    You can’t throw a white flag out of your sheets if they got shat on, do you? That’s the point. They help you not to turn back.

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    Don’t mean to scare you, but I don’t think they are breaking in. The rats you hear in the walls? I think that’s them. Be safe.

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    I keep waking up with a mouthful of piss show yourself cowards

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    You can’t stop me nerd

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    Good point. I’ve also noticed that MLs sneak into my bedroom and pee on my pants. Every morning I wake up with their pee all over my pants.

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      Oh that’s the MLs too?!? I thought I was just peeing my pants

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        They’re peeing on your pants too?!? Fucking insidious MLs.

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