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Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

natural peanutbutter is a scam i just put a bunch of peanuts in my mouth and chew em up real good then take a bite of toast send tweet

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natural peanutbutter is a scam i just put a bunch of peanuts in my mouth and chew em up real good then take a bite of toast send tweet

Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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    i cant go looking for you to spit your peanut mush onto my toast every time i wanna have a sandwich, I have things to do

    • Bay_of_Piggies [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      People like you are the reason there are no more jobs!

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    You’ve got to add some oil to make it really like peanut butter.

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      Take a shot of oil and crunch real good, got natural crunchy pwnnut butter better than the store stuff, store stuff doesn’t come CHEWED OUT

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