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moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago

I’m a proud Brit. I don’t like that a bunch of foreigners are invading our country and stealing our culture.

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I’m a proud Brit. I don’t like that a bunch of foreigners are invading our country and stealing our culture.

moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago
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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    That’s fucking rich. Your country is the worst and most prolific of the colonisers. You don’t even have a culture of your own. Everything about your country is stolen from your neighbors or your conquests abroad. How many nations can never be themselves again thanks to your country. Go cry about it, racist.

    Edit: failed to notice the comm. I await my flaying.

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That’s the joke they are making about this, but I appreciate how passionate you are.

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Do not take anything from this comm serious. It is a space for intentionally bad posts.

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        Oh my, I bit on that hook didn’t I. This is what happens when I start scrolling before I’ve had my coffee. I will leave it up so my shame may be laid bare.

        • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Having shame is against badposting principles.

        • the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          It’s okay, the comm is bad posting but good comments are still allowed

    • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      good post meow-petted

    • GamersOfTheWorld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Head’s up, this is in the “badposting” community which is for non-serious jokey posts. The post is probably being ironic.

      • moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        Pretty much. It’s just making fun of the current wave of Reform supporters who are saying immigrants are “replacing us” and “erasing our culture” while pointing out how ironic it is for British people to be saying this

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      GOOD post bridget-vibe

    • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      I will not flay you for taking a badpost seriously. I will salute you for dunking on the kkkolonizers.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      No, I appreciate this energy

  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    what is this, 4th century posting?

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      There have actually been so many invasions of the br*tish isles that I can’t tell which one they are referencing.

      • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        there were only two where the invaded people were brits, i think. so this is either the roman invasion or the anglo saxon one.

        • blunder [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Don’t forget the Normans!

          • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            the normans invaded anglo-saxon lands though

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    simple fuckin as mate. look the local grocer is from pakmanistan. im not sayin get out but learn to speak bloody fuckin english mate. i go in and ask for a whirlydirly and the lad has no clue what im talking about. just a stone look on his face. i ask him how bout a floppywompledum then??? fuckin nothin mate. asks me if i need help ringing me mum to pick me up because he assumed im drinking. fuckin hell. i was but that’s not the point mate.

    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Time to repost an ancient meme

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    The Normans and their culture are a blight to this mediocre island and I will defend with my life. Besides, they are allied with the fr*nch

  • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    India looking at unironic posts like these

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    Now I’m going to celebrate proper Native English culture an drink a porcelain cup of tea while eating some tikka masala and after I’ll go drink some Stella and get a kebab. I love being English

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    Damn, huge commitment to the bit. I wouldn’t have been able to continue the sentence when you got to “stealing our cultu-” bfffffhahhahahahahhaahahhaha as if Brits had a culture to steal. Good one

    • moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I cringed inside a little but also I am running on no sleep so my sense of cringe is basically dead right now.

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    bloody chippy bloke is alright though inne

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