Hello fellow capitalists! I had such a frustrating day today. My workers were talking about “racism” and “sexism” within the company, and it was just so annoying that I fired all of them.
As always, vent about how your ungrateful workers. Recommend strikebreakers to each other. Share the most exploitative money gaining strategies. And as always; cannibalize the Earth as much as humanly possible!
Reminder to spoiler the following content, as they may be offensive to your fellow capitalists:
- Anti-Capitalism
- Workers
- Bankruptcy
- Legumes (we’ve had an incident)
- Strikes
- Unions
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This is totally not a honeypot, we swear. it actually is, be cool about it tho
8·16 days ago
Sometimes, golf and tennis just don’t hit the same anymore. My personal best record is 0.2 seconds, when I immediately saw one picogram of dust on their shirt. They tried to tell me they had a “family to feed” but I instantly knew that was Russian Disinformation™ to try to give this cheat a job!