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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

Everyone's talking about his neck just doing that, but has anyone considered it was an invisible vampire

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Everyone's talking about his neck just doing that, but has anyone considered it was an invisible vampire

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

When are we gonna do something about vamp violence?

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What a wasteful vampire… Didn’t their vampire parents teach them to never waste food?
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  Took a bite and a lil sip. Immediately disgusting. Fash blood tastes like shit. Turns into invisible bat and flies away…
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  Vampires don’t have parents. That’s why nobody can tell them what to do.

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