• kreskin@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The powers should have been:

    European: The power to take stuff from others without them noticing.

    North America: The power to buy stuff and vacuously talk themselves into bad ideas, and project their voice over long distances.

    Asia: small stature to squeeze into tight spaces, and has the power to reproduce and instantly make many copies of themselves.

    Africa: Summon large animals and inflict malaria on enemies.

    S America: Bring all the others together with a universal love of drugs, and drives around on a bulldozer.