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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Attention new posters: I'm da giant hippo dat makes all of da rules

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Attention new posters: I'm da giant hippo dat makes all of da rules

Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • upmysleeves [she/her,any]@hexbear.net
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    giant-rat

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      My understudy

  • Moonstruck_Theorist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    NO SLEEP TIL HIPPO

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      idk I got a bedtime of 7pm I need my dream time to be awesome and cool

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    you’re a hippocrat

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hippo plus c plus rat equation solved

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    this?

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      Me fr but take the imperial coding out, leave the monocle and pipe tho

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hello sir, welcome to the Hippo Cafe, there’s no hippos here.

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      Got my maid dress on with the cat ears obscuring my hippo ears shhh

  • Helios44 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Understood very-smart

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      Carry on spread the gospel

  • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Ah yes the ancient rule- if you can eat a watermelon in one bite - you’re in charge!

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      I’m giant so I can fit many more now 🍉

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    It’s true, they’re always getting us into trouble

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m a real one and won’t lead my troops into battle without taking the lead myself dog-faced-pony-soldier

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        Now THAT’S a leader. You have my support rat-salute-2

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    :hippo-pog:

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      Many are saying this a-little-trolling

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