Donald Trump was not yet two minutes into his first speech to the United Nations General Assembly of his second term when he credited himself for having single-handedly forged a world “that was prosperous and at peace.”
He was, of course, referring to his first term, which led into a screed about how the president who both followed and preceded him, Joe Biden, squandered it all … largely by not being him.
Then, in what became just the first of many instances of denigrating the country he once again leads — on one of the biggest stages in the world — the 47th president groused about how “four years of weakness, lawlessness and radicalism” under the Biden administration had “delivered our nation into a repeated set of disasters.”
That’s ok. Most serious problems will happen after he starts talking about Walmart-Alabama war.
Walmart could win that war simply by closing all of its stores in and around Alabama.
Walmart is based on Bentonville, Arkansas, right next door to Alabama. A lot of bad blood there, going back generations. Something to do with marrying cousins, and a moonshine rivalry.