OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square213fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square213fedilink
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 day ago“With God all things are possible… Except the Epstein files, even God can’t help you there.”
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 day agoI just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWhen Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about -Carlin
minus-squareSoktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down4·22 hours agoIt was sick when he said it, and it still is.
“With God all things are possible… Except the Epstein files, even God can’t help you there.”
I just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
When Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about
-Carlin
It was sick when he said it, and it still is.