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AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 hours ago

If you hold in your fart for too long, will you begin to inflate and float like a balloon or will you begin burping farts?

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If you hold in your fart for too long, will you begin to inflate and float like a balloon or will you begin burping farts?

AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 hours ago
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