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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 days ago

We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle

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We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle

vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 days ago
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    sorry sir, i’ve gooned my vital essences away. tell my family they could’ve been nicer to me

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      Here at work/battlefield we like to think of ourselves as family which is just corporate jargon for breaking ethical employee boundaries but I digress. There are two types of people in this world. Those than can extropolate incomplete data and those that goon their life away. Private, you have to look in the mirror and ask yourself which one do you want to be

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        dead-motherfucker

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          Today private vegeta-stare

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            sir i think he’s dead from gooning

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