I’ll be good! I promise!
get blended idiot
EEEEK LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I’LL BE GOOD
you said that last time, no more second chances
Weeeeeeeeee!
Everyone get in the bird blender!
too late
Those legs come out of its chest lol
But you deserve a bender. You don’t have to be good all the time
Dort_Owl hornyposting on main.
I don’t wanna even know what is supposedly horny about blendersIt’s just the vibe I got from the post.
P-please don’t put me in the blender.
Haha don’t be silly, I’m not a botto-
Not like this!
You should put a content warning on the GIF for animal cruelty, it’s the rules of this instance.
Fixed.
Thanks. I see you took it out. You are allow to link it, just put a content warning next to it - something like (cw: factory farming, animal cruelty).
He looks like he will bite you as soon as you release him. Maybe also scratch attack (-1 HP).
My scratches are stronger than that
Don’t want to ruin my fancy blender, you’re going straight in the dirt to clean you up
