Well at least this policy forces managers to smell shit on the reg
silver lining and all that
I would keep taking 11 minutes to shit and demand a smell test every time until they get tired of it.
"i just want to point out that I’ve taken several shits and not once has management documented the #2 smell.
maybe throw a pad/tampon at them if they come in sniffing around
Eating curry and lager for a straight week to spend 11 minutes making the most awful smelling shit I can muster
The only way to clear up any confusion is to shit on the managers desk
Doesn’t sound like a very harmonious thing for a confucian to do
I have no idea what you are referring to, I would never get autocorrected with something unrelated and then not notice.
I certainly didn’t fix it only for it to autocorrect to confucius rather than confucian which i then posted.
If you’re gonna be up my ass so much you could at least wipe for me
Seems like an excuse by management to indulge their fetishes
I’m the guy who’s putting novelty prank fart bombs behind the toilets every morning so there’s no point at which it doesn’t smell like shit
“It takes me 12 minutes to #1 because my penis is inconceivably huge,” I say aloud to Bradley, the Owner/Operator of the Cinnabon where I work.
“WHY DOESNT IT SMELL LIKE POO IN HERE?!”
the person in the reflection going
Then it can be a competition to see who has the smelliest farts. I will eat nothing but beanis to ensure the smell test is adhered to
I would bring an aquarium net, place every shit I take in a bag, and personally deliver it to the person making this policy. The flow of my shit would stop when their shit stopped. No promises that the bag would be closable or made of plastic.
Follow this up with HR complaints to make a paper trail and a letter from a labor-friendly lawyer, I think this policy wouldn’t last long.
“honey, why are you bringing ziploc bags of dogshit to work?”
Constipation denialism.
