Creates so much value that the stock value crashes beyond recovery with the news of death

What? Oh NO

God if only I had ignored my loved ones more

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I go to work to avoid the wife right fellas?

thinking about all those days i took off to skate or sit at home smoking weed when i could have been making my boss richer. i deserve to be in hell.
I keep thinking the reason the boss couldn’t get an upgrade on the private jet he has is because I declined unpaid overtime to watch my son play football

“I should have posted more”
“Damn it, if I only posted more, shared more posts, maybe I would have brought about the revolution!! Damnnn ittt!!”
if not us then who

i wish i slept at my office instead of having a home
I hate my commute. I despise it. Instead of sitting at my desk enriching my employer I’m stuck in FUCKING TRAFFIC AAAARGH
I’d sleep at the office to avoid this problem.










