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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days ago

On my deathbed, my biggest regret will be "If I only worked more hours to produce shareholder value''

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On my deathbed, my biggest regret will be "If I only worked more hours to produce shareholder value''

vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days ago
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  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Creates so much value that the stock value crashes beyond recovery with the news of death catgirl-smug

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      What? Oh NO scared

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    God if only I had ignored my loved ones moreooooooooooooooh

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      Me when I realize too late that I could have been working weekends this whole time

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I go to work to avoid the wife right fellas? grillman

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    thinking about all those days i took off to skate or sit at home smoking weed when i could have been making my boss richer. i deserve to be in hell.

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      I keep thinking the reason the boss couldn’t get an upgrade on the private jet he has is because I declined unpaid overtime to watch my son play football agony-wholesome

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    “I should have posted more”

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      “Damn it, if I only posted more, shared more posts, maybe I would have brought about the revolution!! Damnnn ittt!!”

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        if not us then who

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    i wish i slept at my office instead of having a home

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    I hate my commute. I despise it. Instead of sitting at my desk enriching my employer I’m stuck in FUCKING TRAFFIC AAAARGH

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      I’d sleep at the office to avoid this problem.

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