I've sharted twice in the last two hours

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badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

How do I protect my underwear and not soil them all over the next two days?

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If you eat enough beanis, you can transition your sharts back to farts. Remember that fiber and indigestible solids are your friend.

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