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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

I glued my balls to my butthole again

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I glued my balls to my butthole again

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

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I can’t take a dump cause now my balls are blocking up my butthole

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3 months ago
Sounds like a chastity-belt-ass mishap.

If you were to get an erection, it would strain your scrotum to a painful extent. No more slack left in it after reaching the anus.

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