no peeking until you have made your guesses
spoiler
-Red: oh shit you are bleeding a lot -Green: you ate a lot of a certain vegetable i think or you have some sort of immune deficiency -Brown with yellow spots: you ate corn -Purple: I think this one is if you eat a ton of Radishes???
red poop at night, sailors’ delight
red poop at morning, sailors’ warning
Very black poo is the worst it could mean internal bleeding or you have a squid in your tummy
Green poop means you ate something with blue food colouring. Try make that one make sense
Bronze means youre
thirdturd placeliterally like any color of the rainbow including white depending on various dyes and whatnot.
white you’re probably like, dead.
red, you’re dead or got some really bad internal bleeding rip
various shades of brown/black
green
maybe purple idk
yellow sure
orange sure
There’s a cancer med that makes your poop bright red orange
I’m not sure if it’s the same but rifampicin an anti-malarial medication famously makes all bodily fluids orange.
Purple can be porphyria except thats crazy rare, white can be liver/billiary stuff, black and tarry for GIT bleeding etc
Red poop means you drank too much red Gatorade.
Green poop means you drank too much BLUE Gatorade???
Explain this, atheists.
This is true badposting, a place where a bunch of people give each other bad information on purpose about medical matters.
Bright green means you ate green crayons
