CatZoomies@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoLG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square274fedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down17
arrow-up1736arrow-down1external-linkLG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsarstechnica.comCatZoomies@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square274fedilink
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down1·2 days agoThis is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoWait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
minus-squarepipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoAnd an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 days agoClose. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
minus-squareFourWaveforms@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoIt’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoGood idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
minus-squareslappypantsgo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoYep, this is just a standard market segmentation.
This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
Good idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
Yep, this is just a standard market segmentation.